music: "Easy Ride," Madonna
Well I leave for Miami a week from yesterday. Decided to forego the North Carolina thing in favor of saving money.
I'm in such a euphoric mood lately. My doctor yesterday called it "manic," but my mom and I think he's full of crap. Psychiatrists label every mood you have as a disease... I fail to be taken into the illusions of freedom and happiness that America promises, campaigning instead for women's rights, less invasive laws, and complaining about the lose-lose situation of paying for college. The fact that I probably won't be able to make much headway in the long run makes me depressed. They call this a disease? If you ask me, diagnosing that kind of thinking is more like some form of brainwashing.. or blackmailing. "I can't talk like that or they'll put me away"... kind of thing. What is that all about? What happened to free speech?
Anyway, that kind of thing gets me all worked up. I'm okay now.
My dad's damn cat has been hilarious this morning. She was chewing on the strap to my bathrobe, and when I yelled at her, she did this headstand-backflip-thing and lay there, upside down, staring up at me. It was so funny. Then my dad called and I ran to get the phone. She proceeded to slide across the tiled floor of the laundry room -- directly into the cement steps that lead into the garage. POW. It's like having a slapstick comedian right in our own home. That's good, because laughter keeps your blood pressure down. :-)
Baller ver 7: no worries maggy, everything always has a way of working out
calliope1779: yeah, i'm beginning to see that
Baller ver 7: and if it don't we could always rob a bank
calliope1779: oh of course
calliope1779: we could just watch like Bandits and Bottlerocket for tips
Baller ver 7: yep yep
Baller ver 7: and move to canada or something
Baller ver 7: and have an alias
Baller ver 7: I'd be Frederick Guerto
Baller ver 7: from portugal
Baller ver 7: oh and my brother said hey
calliope1779: oh tell him hey
calliope1779: I'd be... Margeurite DeRovier
calliope1779: yep.
Baller ver 7: ohhh nice
calliope1779: thanks :-D
Baller ver 7: I wonder what canadas eat for breakfast
Baller ver 7: canadians*
calliope1779: um
calliope1779: crepes?
calliope1779: with moose
Baller ver 7: lol
Baller ver 7: I heard moose goes good with anything
calliope1779: oh definitely
Baller ver 7: how would you cook moose
Baller ver 7: I can't imagine fitting a moose into my oven
calliope1779: well
calliope1779: you don't cook the whole thing, silly
calliope1779: it's like venison
Baller ver 7: oh
calliope1779: you cut off the parts you want
calliope1779: OW shocked myself
Baller ver 7: well if I was gonna eat a moose I’d want the whole thing
Baller ver 7: how’d you shock yourself
calliope1779: i tried to wipe the dust off my monitor and the desk shocked my thigh, like, hardcore
Baller ver 7: ow
Baller ver 7: did it give you super powers
calliope1779: let me see
calliope1779: oh WOW i can see through walls!!!!
Baller ver 7: pimp
Baller ver 7: I used to be able to do that
Baller ver 7: but then the CIA captured and did all these experiments and now I can't
calliope1779: ohhhh i'm sorry
calliope1779: try shocking yourself?
Baller ver 7: I did
Baller ver 7: but alll it did was make me lose hair
Baller ver 7: oh but I can jump start a car now no problem